You know you’re a Slav if:

1. You use both Latin and Cyrillic alphabet effortlessly. 
   
2. If you’re a he, you’re the most handsome of all men.
3. If you’re a she, you are the fairest of all the ladies.
4. Bravery level: you enter a bear cave barehanded in order to save “the damsel in distress.”
5. Insanity level: you enter a bear cave barehanded just to prove how brave you are.
6. You don’t want to shake off that hangover, you want to maintain it.
7. You can be both a good guy and a bad guy in a Hollywood movie, except if you’re Russian. Then you’re definitely the bad guy.
8. When you swear, everybody in the world understands you.
9. When you protest against something, no one in the world understands you.
10. You’re not afraid of getting ill, because things like that don’t happen to you.
11. You’re the best at every single sport.
12. You can split your country in two, and then those two new countries into four, and so on, ad infinitum et ultra.
13. You love music more than you love bread, and you eat bread with pizza.
14. You always fall for the Three-card Monte trick.
15. You know many words from 13 different languages, although you’ve studied only one.
16. Although you’re glad your neighbor is doing worse than you are, you’ll always be there for him.
17. Every conspiracy theory involves your country.
18. Brandy/vodka is the universal cure for all illnesses and life’s problems.
19. You don’t agree with statement No. 12.
20. You’re proud of your Slavic origin, although you know other people’s history better than your own.